#1: Convertibles
I decided to start with something weather-related, since the weather has been so great lately.
The title is deceiving. Convertibles don’t actually make me angry. I like convertibles. What makes me very very angry, however, is when people drive convertibles around in great weather with the damn top up. Jesus Slamdancing Christ. You paid extra money for a roof that disappears, and you’re not even going to use it?! What, did you buy the ‘vert just so your neighbors think you have more money than them? How dickish are you?! That’s like buying a $7,000 gaming laptop to play Minesweeper! Why?! Why spend the extra money?! Why not let someone who will actually use that car for what it was meant to be used for have it? No, you can’t do that, because you need that soft top.
