#3: Fox

May 13, 2008 at 5:37 am (Media Rage) (, , , )

I’m not going to talk about Fox News.  Everyone knows how useless THEY are.  No, I’m concentrating on OG Fox.

Why?

I’ll tell you why.

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, that’s why.

It was the best show on TV.  It was the only show actually worth watching when it was actually broadcast and not on DVD.  It had the best cast of characters (and cast) I’ve ever seen.  It had some of the funniest one-liners ever.  It won awards every fourteen seconds.

And yet, Fox decided to cancel it, citing poor ratings.

Why do you think it got such poor ratings, Fox?  Maybe it’s because you DIDN’T FUCKING ADVERTISE IT AND KEPT CHANGING ITS AIRTIME.  You Veronica Mars’d it to death, Fox.  And for that, I hate you with the fire of a million suns.

You know what?  I’ll let David Cross tell it.

You tell ‘em, David.

That, and you brought back Family Guy.  I hate you with the fire of a few thousand more suns for that.

 I’m not all about the negativity here.  Yes, there are some things that cheer me the HELL up.  So enjoy this hilarious Michael Cera video.

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