Heroes
Ok, so at some point, I tried to watch Heroes, because everyone and their brother thinks it’s the best fuckin’ show ever, after Lost. It bored the hell out of me. I mean it literally put me to sleep.
I tried it again today, only THIS time, I watched it with RiffTrax commentary, and THIS time, I was actually entertained.
Conclusions: RiffTrax can make anything entertaining, Heroes is still stupid, and Hayden Panatierre is probably going to fuck up the movie adaptation of my favorite book of all time, I Love You, Beth Cooper.
Kristen Bell, why oh why did you have to join THIS cast? Couldn’t you have moved to a show actually worth watching? WHY, VERONICA?! WHYYYYYY?!
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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Kat Dennings
So, I’m pretty excited for Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist.
Also, I just watched 40 Year Old Virgin again, and it made me realize that Kat Dennings has gigantic breasts. Like, I don’t want to sound perverted or anything, but Jesus Christ, they’re bigger than her head. How does she move around? She probably already has back pain. They didn’t look nearly that big in the preview for Nick and Norah. Maybe she had breast reduction.
I added that picture after I typed the last paragraph, and turns out they’re still that big.
What the hell am I talking about? It’s 3:30 in the damn morning. That explains why I’m thinking about Kat Dennings’ breasts. I mean, I could be thinking about Kat Dennings’ breasts at any time of day, but only at 3:30 in the morning would I be thinking about how immense they are in a COMPLETELY NON-SEXUAL WAY. I guess it’s ok, though, because it’s keeping me entertained, and therefore staving off the soul-crushing blackness that is my life :p
But seriously, my eyes hurt.
