#2: Aerosmith
First of all, I refuse to put up a picture of anything Aerosmith-related.
Second of all, Aerosmith has been called America’s favorite band. Well, America, you can just go to Hell.
Aerosmith is a blight on humanity. They are a plague upon all that is good and holy. Steven Tyler is the Antichrist. Seriously. His middle name is Damien (though he’d never tell anyone that).
“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.” Fuck you.
“We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong.” Ok, here’s a moral judgement for you, Steven. You’re a dick, you’ve been a dick for 35 years, and you’ll be a dick until you’re dead. Now shut the hell up and stop singing because you’re making me want to pass a moral judgement on your ugly face with your freakishly huge mouth with a hammer.
“For me, it’s always been about the three M’s: Music, Money, and MMMM, pussy.” …I’m not even going to comment on that one. I’ll just leave it at I FUCKING HATE YOU STEVEN TYLER.
Words can’t express how much I hate Aerosmith. That’s unfortunate, since this is a blog.
